Home Improvement (TV Series)

An Older Woman (1998)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

Quotes 

• Tim : You are staying out past midnight and no more arguments!

• Jill : [about Brad]  He's having dinner at 9:00. Just a couple years ago he's going to bed at 9:00.

  Tim : A couple years from now, *we'll* be going to bed at 9:00.

• Al Borland : Why do you always put my face on anything you're about to maim or destroy?

  Tim Taylor : Because your butt won't fit.

• Wilson : That isn't the correct interpretation of Miss Gaskell's words.

  Jill : I don't think she'll complain. She's been dead 100 years.

  Tim : Hey, show a little respect. That's Eddie Haskell's mom, right?