Home Improvement (TV Series)

Bachelor of the Year (1995)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

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• Tim : Al is living every guy's fantasy... Every *single* guy's fantasy. Married guys don't have fantasies, they're taken away from them. Er, it's a good thing, because then you get to, you know, give all your attention to your wife. You know, year after year. Month in, month out. Day after day after day until you're dead.

  Jill : [Sarcastically]  You've just swept me off my feet again.

• Jill : That's not what you think, is it, Tim?

  Tim : It's not?

  Jill : No.

  Al : What *do* you think?

  Tim : I don't know, ask her.

• Mark : Sam has $8.00. Billy has nothing.

  Tim : Okay, let's use real money. $8.00. I'll be Sam, you be Billy.

  Mark : Sam gives Billy 50% of what he has. Now Billy gives Sam 50% of what he has. Now, Sam gives Billy 100% of what he has left. How much does Sam have?

  Tim : Nothing.

  Mark : Exactly. Thanks, Sam.

  [Takes the money] 

  Tim : Sam wasn't a real bright guy, was he?