Home Improvement (TV Series)

Bachelor of the Year (1995)

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor

Quotes 

• Tim : Al is living every guy's fantasy... Every *single* guy's fantasy. Married guys don't have fantasies, they're taken away from them. Er, it's a good thing, because then you get to, you know, give all your attention to your wife. You know, year after year. Month in, month out. Day after day after day until you're dead.

  Jill : [Sarcastically]  You've just swept me off my feet again.

• Jill : That's not what you think, is it, Tim?

  Tim : It's not?

  Jill : No.

  Al : What *do* you think?

  Tim : I don't know, ask her.