Home Improvement (TV Series)

Bachelor of the Year (1995)

Taran Noah Smith: Mark Taylor

Quotes 

• Mark : Sam has $8.00. Billy has nothing.

  Tim : Okay, let's use real money. $8.00. I'll be Sam, you be Billy.

  Mark : Sam gives Billy 50% of what he has. Now Billy gives Sam 50% of what he has. Now, Sam gives Billy 100% of what he has left. How much does Sam have?

  Tim : Nothing.

  Mark : Exactly. Thanks, Sam.

  [Takes the money] 

  Tim : Sam wasn't a real bright guy, was he?