Home Improvement (TV Series)

Be True to Your Tool (1993)

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor

Quotes 

• [Discussing Wes Davidson, the new president of Binford Tools] 

  Tim : I don't have a problem with Davidson.

  Jill : You think he's a weasel.

  Tim : I don't have a problem with that.

• Tim : [discussing the what-ifs of Tim losing his job for refusing to promote a bad tool]  30 weeks isn't that long!

  Jill : Well, I'd have two options, see, you'd stay home and do the laundry, and then I'd get the pool boy!

  [Tim starts to fake cry] 

  Jill : [sympathetically]  Oh, now honey, I would never trade you for anyone.

  [they kiss] 

  Jill : Unless I could get a pool boy who did the laundry.

• Brad : We got everything except the garlic gloves.

  Jill : Garlic *gloves*? It's garlic cloves, honey.

  Randy : Oh, so we had Mark sniffing gloves for nothing.