- Tim: [helping Brad with his math homework] ... now the denominator is the...?
- Brad: ...bottom number...
- Tim: ...why don't they just call it the bottom number? The denominator... that sounds like a Schwarzenegger movie doesn't it?
- Tim: [impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger] I am the Denominator. I'll give your leg a compound fraction.
- Jill Taylor: You need professional help.
- Tim: I do not need an exterminator.
- Jill Taylor: I meant a psychiatrist.
- Wilson Wilson, Jr.: [to Tim] There was a time when I thought my extensive research into ancient tribal customs, obscure scientific data, the thoughts of great philosophers would never come in handy. Then you moved in.