Home Improvement (TV Series)

Clash of the Taylors (1997)

Jonathan Taylor Thomas: Randy Taylor

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Quotes 

• Randy : You're acting like some tyrannical fascist.

  Tim : [to Jill]  Did he just call me a dinosaur?

• Tim : When you get older, you'll understand not everything is so cut and dried!

  Randy : I understand that now, Dad. You're taking the company line. You're a sellout. But then to be a sellout, you'd have to have principles to begin with.

  Tim : Hey, I not only have principles, but I'm your ride home!

  Randy : I'll take public transportation!

  Tim : Hey, don't use your fancy words with me. It's called a bus!

• Tim : You know my son, Randy?

  Bud Harper : Of course I do. How could I forget the little guy? You still on the soccer team?

  Randy : No, that's my older brother, Brad.

  Bud Harper : Oh, oh, you're the Karate Kid!

  Randy : No, that's Mark.

  Bud Harper : Oh. Well, what do you do?