Home Improvement (TV Series)

Dollars and Sense (1993)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

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• Tim : My sons are interested in baseball cards as an investment, and they don't wanna get ripped off.

  Salesman : Sorry, all we do here is rip people off. Store policy.

  Tim : I didn't mean to insult you, Mister...?

  Salesman : Rip-offer. Con-man T. Rip-offer.

  Tim : From the famous Jack the Rip-offer family?

• Brad : Do you think maybe if no one tells Mom that I could drive the hot rod?

  Tim : Well, I was kind of waiting to surprise you... NO.