Home Improvement (TV Series)

Don't Tell Momma (1994)

Jonathan Taylor Thomas: Randy Taylor

Quotes 

• Brad : Well, let's just say there was an unfortunate incident involving some glue and Vinnie McGurn's butt crack.

  Randy : As of 3 o'clock, he's closed for business.

• Tim : [after he dropped a beam on Jill's car]  Hey, guys, is your mom home?

  Brad : Yeah, she's upstairs studying.

  Tim : Do you think she saw Tool Time today?

  Randy : No, I don't think so.

  Tim : Great.

  Brad : [gleefully]  But *we* did.

  Randy : Hey, don't worry, Dad; Mom has always wanted a compact car.

  Tim : You guys didn't tell her, did you?

  Randy : Nope; we thought it would be more fun to watch *you* tell her.

• Jill : [not knowing Tim smashed her car on Tool Time]  I was too busy to see your Tool Time show; sorry. How was it?

  Tim : Ohh, it was great, awesome.

  Randy : Smashing!