Home Improvement (TV Series)

Futile Attraction (1998)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

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• Heidi : Scott and I are separated. He moved out two weeks ago.

  Al : Heidi, I'm so sorry. Why didn't you say something about this before?

  Heidi : Because I didn't want to bring my personal problems to work.

  Tim : Why not?

  Heidi : Because you said, "Don't ever bring your personal problems to work".

  Tim : Since when do you listen to me?

  Heidi : Since you said I'd better start listening to you.

  Al : [to Tim]  Nice going, Mr. Compassion!

• Wilson : Tim, it is not easy to change one's perception of things, but it can be very healthy. Some people might even say it's a growth experience.

  Tim : Wilson, how far does this go? How do I really know you are who I think you are?

  Wilson : Well how do I know you are who I think you are?

  Tim : How do I know you're the one who said that?

  Wilson : How do I know you heard what I said?

  Tim : How do I know you're really here?

  Wilson : Who else would have the time to come out and listen to this silly conversation?

• Wilson : Cognitive dissonance is when pieces of our lives no longer make sense. Beliefs we've always held true seem to be false so we have to re-order our way of thinking.

  Tim : Ha ha ha. Are you saying that a Rambler could hook bumpers with a Ferrari?

  Wilson : It's very possible.

  Tim : No, no, no. If what you're saying is true then everything I believe is false. Let me think about this. This means that maybe cars aren't the most important thing in the world, opera is more manly than football? Al's mother is thin?