Home Improvement (TV Series)

He Ain't Heavy, He's Just Irresponsible (1994)

Richard Karn: Al Borland

Quotes 

• Al : I think one of these days, you're going to run out of flannel jokes.

  Tim : I don't think so, Al. Not with my "Complete Flannel Joke Book".

  [Tim pulls out a heavy dictionary-sized hardcover book labelled "The Complete Flannel Joke Book" from behind a prop and opens it] 

  Tim : "Why did the flannel cross the road? 'Cause Al was over there!" "Oh waiter, there's a fly in my flannel!" "Please... take my flannel!"

  [Al snatches the book from Tim] 

  Tim : Then there's your handy wallet-sized version!

  [Tim pulls a tiny hardcover book of the same color out of his pocket] 

  Tim : "How do you keep an idiot wearing flannel in suspense?"

  [Al snatches the second book] 

  Tim : I'll tell you tomorrow!