Home Improvement (TV Series)

Karate or Not, Here I Come (1993)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

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Quotes 

• [Tim and Jill are watching Mark at his karate class] 

  Jill : Look at that; his fists are clenched so tight, his little knuckles are turning white. Don't you think he should, I don't know, loosen that up a bit?

  Tim : Oh, yeah, a loose fist will do him any good. That's why, at boxing matches, the ref always says, 'Alright, guys, I want you to come out slapping.'

  [changes his voice, swats air] 

  Tim : 'Take that, you big, mean man! Take that!'

• Tim : [after unsuccessfully breaking a block of wood with his head]  B-Binford Tools. Messages. We have 'em.

  Al : We'll be right back.

• Brad : Hey Dad, I heard a woman hit you with her purse.

  Randy : What happened? She wouldn't let you borrow her make-up?

  Tim : Son, you wanna say that one more time to me?

  Randy : No.

• Jill : Why are you so fascinated with fighting? I don't want anybody to beat anybody up. What is wrong with you people? You make me sick. I just want you to love each other, you big bunch of jerks.

  Tim : [to Brad and Randy]  Er, you satisfied? You know she was talking to you two.