Home Improvement (TV Series)

Karate or Not, Here I Come (1993)

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor

Quotes 

• Mark : You guys are lying.

  Jill : Mark, let me handle this. You guys are lying.

• [Tim and Jill are watching Mark at his karate class] 

  Jill : Look at that; his fists are clenched so tight, his little knuckles are turning white. Don't you think he should, I don't know, loosen that up a bit?

  Tim : Oh, yeah, a loose fist will do him any good. That's why, at boxing matches, the ref always says, 'Alright, guys, I want you to come out slapping.'

  [changes his voice, swats air] 

  Tim : 'Take that, you big, mean man! Take that!'

• Daphne : Get out of my face.

  Jill : Why don't you tell that to your breakfast donut?

• Jill : Why are you so fascinated with fighting? I don't want anybody to beat anybody up. What is wrong with you people? You make me sick. I just want you to love each other, you big bunch of jerks.

  Tim : [to Brad and Randy]  Er, you satisfied? You know she was talking to you two.