- Brad: RANDY!
- Randy: Yeah?
- Brad: It's all over school about what Jason said about your girl hands; but don't worry, I stood up for you!
- Jill: Good for you, Brad!
- Brad: Yeah, I got you something to make you feel better.
- Randy: What is it?
- Brad: Passion-pink fingernail polish!
- [runs off laughing hysterically]
- Randy: [chasing Brad] You meanie!
- Jill: What, do you have rocks in your head? Don't you think?
- Tim: Let's talk about who doesn't think for a minute - who drove around for two days with the oil light on?
- Jill: Wait - I thought you said you weren't going to bring up the oil light.
- Tim: With all those rocks in my head, sometimes I don't know *what* I'm sayin'!
- Tim: My wife drools in her sleep. I'm not talking a little puddle. I'm talking about hook up the hose, let's water the lawn.
- Al Borland: We only have a few minutes left.
- Tim: Al, we're having an important discussion here.
- Al Borland: About drool, Tim?
- Tim: I was thinking about what you said in the garage about that drool thing and you were right. I overstepped my bounds and I was really insensitive... You notice, I paused there in case you want to say "I forgive you, Tim."
- Tim: You know why I like tools? Because they fix things - you tear down a motor, see the problem, it's right there - boom; it's fixed. I wish I could fix things between us that easily.