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Wilson
: Tim, are you growing a beard?
Tim
: What d'you think?
Wilson
: Well, I'm not sure. I could never understand why a man would wanna hide his face.
Tim
: Next, we'll try to convert some poor sap into Al's house guest.
Al
: Then we'll convert that stuff on your face into an actual beard.
Tim
: Gee, Al not everyone can grow a beard as fast as your mom.
Al
: The space between your ears could fill the Mall of America.
[
Tim hisses
]
Tim
: You all know my assistant, Al Borland... Al? We're on the air, Al!
Al
: [
From inside the bathroom
] What?
[
Rushes out
]
Al
: You could have given me some warning.
Tim
: Where would the fun be in that?
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