Home Improvement (TV Series)

Tanks for the Memories (1996)

Tim Grimm: Lt. Col. McDougal

Quotes 

• Al : Colonel, allowing Tim to drive a tank well that's jeprodizing national security.

  Tim : Would you cut it out Al.

  Lt. Col. McDougal : Al you've got nothing to worry about, we've got 10,000 marines on the base to keep an eye on Tim.

  Al : It's not enough.

• Lt. Col. McDougal : Tim if I remember correctly you were such a woss the Cub Scouts wouldn't take you.

  Tim : Well the Girl Scouts loved me.

  Tim : What are the odds of me driving a tank again.

  Lt. Col. McDougal : About the same as Tool Time winning an Emmy.