- Al: Colonel, allowing Tim to drive a tank well that's jeprodizing national security.
- Tim: Would you cut it out Al.
- Lt. Col. McDougal: Al you've got nothing to worry about, we've got 10,000 marines on the base to keep an eye on Tim.
- Al: It's not enough.
- Tim: Well congratulations, you've just did what most countries couldn't do, you got the Marines to retreat.
- Lt. Col. McDougal: Tim if I remember correctly you were such a woss the Cub Scouts wouldn't take you.
- Tim: Well the Girl Scouts loved me.
- Tim: What are the odds of me driving a tank again.
- Lt. Col. McDougal: About the same as Tool Time winning an Emmy.