Home Improvement (TV Series)

Taps (1997)

Earl Hindman: Wilson Wilson, Jr.

Quotes 

• Heidi : Hey Wilson, I would love to have this antique cheese whipper.

  Al : That's not fair. I saw it first. I'll give you twice the asking price.

  Heidi : I'll double that.

  Wilson : Well, that brings us up to eighty cents.

  Al : I'm out.

• Brad : Dad, grandma's on the phone. She wants to talk to you.

  [Hands Tim the phone] 

  Tim : Thanks. Hi, Lillian. No Jill's not here she's uh, out, you know, buying stuff to nurse her cold. What? Oh, my God that's, that's horrible, Lillian. How did it happen? Oh, how are you doing? Oh boy, this is horrible news. What can I do? Wh-ju-ju. Oh yeah, go ahead and call all them, and Jill will call you as soon as she gets back. O.K. Bye.

  [Wilson, Heidi and Al come to the fence] 

  Wilson : Tim, what happened?

  Tim : Jill's dad died.