- Jimmy Carter: [in a videotaped message] Al and Jill, the house you built is a perfect example of what can happen when good people band together for a common goal. And Tim... well, what can I say? Crews are working around the clock to repair the house you built... Oh, yeah - Rosie would like a picture of Al.
- Tim Taylor: [disgusted] Let's tape over this.
- [Tim and Jill are watching a video that Jimmy Carter sent them]
- Jimmy Carter: Hi Tim, Al, and Jill. I'd like to thank you for your participation in our Habitats for Humanity housing blitz.
- Tim: You're welcome.
- Jimmy Carter: Al and Jill, the house you built is a perfect example of what can happen when caring people band together for a common good. And Tim, well, what can I say? Crews are working round the clock to repair the house you've built. Oh yeah, Rosalynn would like a picture of Al.
- Tim: Let's tape over this.
- Tim: Kelvin, where you been?
- Kelvin Pritchett: Tim, you gave me wrong directions.
- Tim: You should have checked them twice. Right, Evander?
- Evander Holyfield: Hey, you gave me the wrong directions too.
- Tim: Did I? All right, wait a minute. Do I jump in the ring and tell you how to box?
- [Evander towers over Tim]
- Tim: ...it's not like I would.
- Tim: [on the phone with John Elway] Tomorrow I expect you lifting something heavier than a jelly doughnut! Yes, I would say this to your face. I may not be talking this loud. And you can tell that to your pal Holyfield too... Actually I'd prefer it if YOU told him.