Home Improvement (TV Series)
The Naked Truth (1995)
Tim Allen: Tim Taylor
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Quotes
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Wilson : So you enjoyed seeing Nancy in her birthday suit.
Tim Taylor : It was a very happy birthday.
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Tim Taylor : I don't even remember what she looked like.
Jill Taylor : Yeah, right.
Tim Taylor : Well, that's my story and I'm sticking with it!
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Marty Taylor : I'm off to the job interview; wish me luck.
Tim Taylor : You don't need luck; you're a Taylor.
Jill Taylor : That's right; you need directions.
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Tim Taylor : Mike, what are the specials?
Mike : All-beef wieners. Your choice of buns.
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Al Borland : The toilet on the space shuttle uses absolutely no water.
Tim Taylor : Thank you Flush Gordon.
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Heidi Keppert : Welcome back to Tool Time with those Kings of the Can, the Lords of the Loo, those Thrill Seekers of the Throne, those Heroes of the Head, Those...
Tim Taylor : Heidi!
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Heidi Keppert : Now here they are, those Princes of Porcelain, those Titans of the Toilet, those Jokers of the John, those Bad Boys of the Bowl...
Tim Taylor : Heidi!
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Tim Taylor : It was like the first time that guy Buddha sold his first naked cheese.
Jill Taylor : How can you feel anything but pity for a man like this?