Home Improvement (TV Series)

The Naked Truth (1995)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

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• Wilson : So you enjoyed seeing Nancy in her birthday suit.

  Tim Taylor : It was a very happy birthday.

• Tim Taylor : I don't even remember what she looked like.

  Jill Taylor : Yeah, right.

  Tim Taylor : Well, that's my story and I'm sticking with it!

• Jill : You're not going to push him onto a red anthill, are you?

  Tim : Honey, I think I've outgrown that.

  Jill : How about the atomic wedgies?

  Tim : Way too old for that.

  Jill : What about the fake vomit in the shoes?

  Tim : Never too old for that.

• Marty Taylor : I'm off to the job interview; wish me luck.

  Tim Taylor : You don't need luck; you're a Taylor.

  Jill Taylor : That's right; you need directions.

• Tim Taylor : Mike, what are the specials?

  Mike : All-beef wieners. Your choice of buns.

• Al Borland : The toilet on the space shuttle uses absolutely no water.

  Tim Taylor : Thank you Flush Gordon.

• Heidi Keppert : Welcome back to Tool Time with those Kings of the Can, the Lords of the Loo, those Thrill Seekers of the Throne, those Heroes of the Head, Those...

  Tim Taylor : Heidi!

• Heidi Keppert : Now here they are, those Princes of Porcelain, those Titans of the Toilet, those Jokers of the John, those Bad Boys of the Bowl...

  Tim Taylor : Heidi!

• Tim Taylor : It was like the first time that guy Buddha sold his first naked cheese.

  Jill Taylor : How can you feel anything but pity for a man like this?