Home Improvement (TV Series)
The Wood, the Bad and the Hungry (1996)
Richard Karn: Al Borland
Quotes
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Al : [in Tim's dream, he is a wooden doll and Al is a snowman] We have something very special to show you today. Say hello to the new Binford 6100 Toolapalooza. It saws. It sands. It welds. It grinds. It does absolutely everything.
Tim : Not everything, Al. Does it feed the hungry? Does it clothe the naked? Does it heal the sick?
Al : I don't know. I haven't tried all the attachments.