Home Improvement (TV Series)

Quibbling Siblings (1994)

Jonathan Taylor Thomas: Randy Taylor

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Quotes 

• Randy : It's not junk, it's Heavy Metal.

  Tim : It sounds like they banging their heads on their guitars while they're getting their teeth drilled.

  Randy : Hey, cool - you saw the video.

• Brad : Wanna go play some Zombie Sneak Attack?

  Randy : Can't do it. Dad made a few adjustments. The zombies won't be coming back from the dead any more.

• Tim : Of all the boys, I figure you and I are the most alike.

  Randy : Oh come on, Dad, I mean you and Brad are the most alike.

  Tim : We share similar interests, but you and I have similar personalities. If a guy's walking down the street with his fly down, if I can't come up with a joke, I know you'll back me up.

  Randy : Well, I mean, you gotta make the fly joke.

  Tim : That's right, you gotta make the fly joke. Hey pal, you know your fly's down?

  Randy : It's cheaper than air conditioning.

• Randy : It's going to take a minute to boot up. I still have that old L-30 chip in it. Not much power.

  [Tim raises his eyebrows] 

  Tim : Are you saying this thing needs more power?