Home Improvement (TV Series)

Quibbling Siblings (1994)

Earl Hindman: Wilson Wilson, Jr.

Quotes 

• Tim : I do things with both of the guys, you know. Brad and I like to go to sporting events, work on the Hot Rod and build stuff with my tools. Randy and I joke. I make jokes, he makes jokes, we make jokes. The jokes go back and forth. He jokes, I joke, there's a lot of jokes going on.

  Wilson : Sounds like you share your jocularity.

  Tim : No he couldn't fit into mine.

• Wilson : Well, Tim, I'm reminded of what the Chinese philosopher Chuang Tse said. You cannot speak of the ocean to a well frog, you cannot speak of ice to a summer insect.

  [later] 

  Tim : Well this ancient Chinese ice-cream salesman, Yung Su, found that frozen frogs and wet insects couldn't talk cos they were colder'n one another.

• Wilson : Neighbor, have you seen my fuzzy wooly bear?

  Tim : No and I'd like to keep it that way

• Wilson : Have you seen my fuzzy wooly bear?

  Tim : No and I would like to keep it that way!