Home Improvement (TV Series)

What About Bob? (1992)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

Quotes 

• Jill Taylor : [on the phone]  Hi Mrs. Wullitt. He did what? Oh I am so sorry! Yeah, send him over to apologize, it will not happen again. Thanks

  [Jill hangs up while Randy has crept out of the room, Jill opens the door in fury] 

  Jill Taylor : RANDALL WILLIAM TAYLOR! Get in here right now I need to talk to you!

  Tim Taylor : Ooh, middle name. He's in trouble!

• Jill : Randy yanked the shoes off of a kid at school, and filled them with Cheez Whiz.

  Randy : But mom, you don't understand. He's a total geek.

  Jill : Don't call him that.

  Randy : What am I supposed to call him then?

  Tim : How about the Whiz Kid?

• Jill : Are you afraid big bad Bob will make you look foolish?

  Tim Taylor : Better men than him have made me look foolish.

• Al Borland : [Bob Vila is about to install a light switch]  Tim, are you sure you turned off the electricity?

  Tim Taylor : That goes without saying, Al.

  Al Borland : Well now that we've said it, have you done it?

  Bob Vila : Tim, it's your show. I think you should install the switch.

  Tim Taylor : Oh, you're the guest, go on, go on.

  Bob Vila : Al, would you do this, please?

  Al Borland : I don't think so, Bob.