Home Improvement (TV Series)

Whitewater (1998)

Earl Hindman: Wilson Wilson, Jr.

Quotes 

• Heidi : [half asleep]  Does anybody know what time it is?

  Jill : 5:00. Oh, my back.

  Wilson : [about Al's snoring]  I haven't heard sounds like that since I was in Nairobi, studying the breeding patterns of wart hogs.

  Tim : Hoooh! Woo-ee! Did I sleep well or what? I got some hot, cheese blintzes in the oven, guys!

  Heidi , Jill , Wilson , Kyle , Al : SHUT UP!

  [they toss pillows at him] 

• Wilson : [singing]  Michael row the boat ashore / Hallelujah...

  Kyle : [singing to the tune of 'Michael Row the Boat Ashore']  Then the feds / They taxed him more / They always SCREWWWWW-ya.