Home Improvement (TV Series)

Whitewater (1998)

Richard Karn: Al Borland

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Quotes 

• Heidi : [half asleep]  Does anybody know what time it is?

  Jill : 5:00. Oh, my back.

  Wilson : [about Al's snoring]  I haven't heard sounds like that since I was in Nairobi, studying the breeding patterns of wart hogs.

  Tim : Hoooh! Woo-ee! Did I sleep well or what? I got some hot, cheese blintzes in the oven, guys!

  Heidi , Jill , Wilson , Kyle , Al : SHUT UP!

  [they toss pillows at him] 

• Heidi : If everyone were a tube lizard like you, we'd all be maytagging by now.

  Tim : Maytagging? Tube lizard? A couple of brochures and you're Popeye all of a sudden?

  Al : Oh, you'll have to forgive Tim. He can't help being an insensitive LOUT!

  Kyle : I can't take it anymore! So much noise I can't hear the voices in my head.