Home Improvement (TV Series)
Yule Better Watch Out (1991)
Zachery Ty Bryan: Brad Taylor
Quotes
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[Brad and Randy are in the school's Christmas play]
Brad Taylor : I don't have any lines.
Randy Taylor : That's because you blew it, you stooge. He was trying out for one of the wise men, and he said they were carrying gold and Frankenstein.
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Randy Taylor : Mark, you're too old to believe in Santa Claus; kids are gonna start to make fun of you.
Mark Taylor : What are you talking about?
Randy Taylor : I hate to break it to you, but there is no Santa Claus.
Mark Taylor : You guys are poop-heads!
Randy Taylor : OK, fine; here's the truth: There used to be a Santa Claus, but he died six years ago.
Brad Taylor : Yep... you just missed out.
Mark Taylor : Santa Claus isn't dead.
Randy Taylor : Yes, he is. He had a terrible accident with one of his reindeer - Blitzen fell on him.
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Brad Taylor : Anything for us, Santa?
Santa Claus : Well, even though you boys no longer believe in me, Santa brought you a gift anyway. Brad, I got you a rubber band. And Randy - here's a button.