Home Movies (TV Series)

I Don't Do Well in Parent-Teacher Conferences (1999)

Brendon Small: Brendon Small, Dwayne, Walter, Various

Quotes 

• Brendon : [In his home movie, Brendon plays a man who turns into a monster when he's forced to give a speech. We join him as he's about to give a speech]  Oh, no! I think I'm turning into a monster!

  [slips under podium] 

  Jason : [dressed as monster, rising from behind podium]  AAAAAAAGGGGH! AAAAAAGGGGH! I'M A MONSTER!

  Brendon : [as some guy in a hat]  HEY! He's Using TELEKINESIS!

  Jason : THAT'S RIGHT! I'M USING TELEKINESIS! I'LL BURN YOU UP AND MAKE YOU CRISPY!

  Melissa Robbins : [weakly]  My flesh is getting hot!