- [Amy and Veronica are slowly being turned into fish after using the Swim Fish Cream. The process has now reached their heads, which are covered in fins and scales]
- Veronica: My mind... is going.
- Amy Szalinski: I can't think. Veronica, I'm scared.
- Veronica: Me too.
- [They try to shout for help, but their cries turn into high-pitched squeaks]
- Wayne Szalinski: Unfortunately, although the mutation has slowed, it hasn't stopped.
- Diane Szalinski: Can you reverse it?
- Wayne Szalinski: Can Edison make a lightbulb? Can Einstein calculate the speed of light? Can Newton make a cookie?
- [Amy and Veronica are back to normal, having taken the antidote to the Swim Fish Cream]
- Amy Szalinski: This doesn't mean anything sappy, like we're gonna be friends, does it?
- Veronica: Are you kidding? We're in high school.
- Mrs. Gotteramerding: [to Diane Szalinski] Your family is quite... unorthodox.
- Chief Jake McKenna: [Also to Diane Szalinski] I thought you were Lutheran.