- Ralph Kramden: There isn't room in this place for you and me!
- Mrs. Gibson: There isn't room in this place for you and anybody!
- Mrs. Gibson: Look, Alice, just because you're married to a horse doesn't mean you have to live in a stable.
- Ralph Kramden: [Alice's mother has been engaging in her typical insult-based banter with Ralph] Oh, you're startin' right in, huh? Startin' right in with the insults! No warmin' up in the bullpen or nothin', huh? Startin' right in! I remember when you used come over, you used to to start slow with a couple of "Hello, Stupids" and stuff like that! Now I don't even get that, anymore, huh? Well, let me tell you somethin', and get this into your head! This is my home, and when you come in here, treat me with respect, and address me with a civil tongue!
- Mrs. Gibson: Oh, why don't you shut up?
- Alice Kramden: I guess you forgot that all this stuff has to go back too; every bit of it. All, that is, except your suits, Ralph. The tailor can't take those back. He doesn't know any elephants that need a new wardrobe."
- Ralph Kramden: One of these days you're gonna push me too far.
- Mrs. Gibson - Alice's Mother: The only thing that could push you is a bulldozer!