- Jeffrey Reilich: You're treating him for both diseases?
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Covering all the bases.
- Jeffrey Reilich: What, throw everything against the wall and see what sticks?
- Dr. Robert Chase: Works for spaghetti.
- Dr. Gregory House: You can't tell Chase, but I can. What should I do?
- Dr. James Wilson: Oh! This is where I give you advice and pretend you're going to listen to it. I like this part. Did Rowan ask you not to tell?
- Dr. Gregory House: I promised I wouldn't. My fingers were crossed, though, so I'm wide open.
- Dr. James Wilson: I was wrong! This is the musing-out-loud part. Do I actually need to be here?
- Dr. James Wilson: You want to get to the bottom of this, you're doing it exactly right. Don't talk to the people involved. Drag your buddy away from work for some pointless speculation...
- Dr. Gregory House: You want to know how two chemicals interact: Do you ask them? No. They're gonna lie through their lying little chemical teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat.
- Dr. Gregory House: But the patient's getting better.
- Dr. Robert Chase: In spite of the Cytoxan.
- Dr. Gregory House: On the other hand... getting better.
- Dr. Robert Chase: Cytoxan makes him more susceptible to infection. The anthrax could relapse and be more resistant.
- Dr. Gregory House: Better!
- Dr. Gregory House: Why didn't you tell me that Rowan Chase was in to see you?
- Dr. James Wilson: Excuse me. Ethics... confidentiality... does any of this ring a bell?
- Dr. Gregory House: Clue number one: if I were Jesus, curing this kid would be as easy as turning water into wine.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Demonic possession?
- Dr. Gregory House: Close, but no wafer.
- Dr. Cameron: [to Chase] You know, parents are never as bad as kids think they are.
- Dr. Robert Chase: You like my dad so much, ask him out.
- Dr. Cameron: I'd make an excellent step-mom. I'm very lenient.
- [pauses]
- Dr. Cameron: He's your father. You never see him and he's here. Unless he's done some unspeakable thing, you should lighten up.
- Dr. Robert Chase: Right, thanks for the tip.
- Dr. Cameron: Okay.
- [pauses]
- Dr. Cameron: He beat your mom.
- [pauses again]
- Dr. Cameron: He beat you.
- [pauses then again. No answer]
- Dr. Cameron: What did he do?
- Dr. Robert Chase: Really. Don't push it.
- Dr. Cameron: All this hate. It's toxic.
- Dr. Robert Chase: Then stay away.
- Dr. Robert Chase: How would you feel if I interfered in your personal life?
- Dr. Gregory House: I'd hate it. That's why I cleverly have no personal life.
- Dr. Gregory House: [looking at a CT scan] First, find the name of the company that made the insulation, and second, tell me what I'm seeing that makes me want to short their stock.