- Dr. Gregory House: Well, as long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
- Dr. Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.
- Dr. Gregory House: So between us we can do anything. We can rule the world!
- [Wilson sighs in surrender]
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to House and Wilson] It takes two department heads to treat shortness of breath? What, did the complications increase exponentially with cup size?
- Dr. Cameron: [to House, after reading Cameron's medical history on the sly] You were curious - like an eight-year-old boy with a puzzle that's just a little too grown up for him to figure out.
- Ed Snow: Why would sh-she lie if she knew it could kill her?
- Dr. Gregory House: I don't ask why patients lie. I just assume they all do.
- Dr. Cameron: You want me to ask a man whose wife is about to die if he cheated on her.
- Dr. Gregory House: [sarcasm] No, I want you to be polite and let her die.
- Dr. Gregory House: [preparing to examine a clinic patient with large breasts] Good! Lord! Are those real?
- Samantha Campbell: Do they *look* real?
- Dr. Gregory House: They *look* pretty - damn - good!