House M.D. (TV Series)

Maternity (2004)

Cress Williams: Hospital Attorney

Quotes 

• Hospital Attorney : My job is to protect this hospital. So I strongly advise you to come up with a medical rationale why Baby A should get medicine X, and vice versa.

  Dr. Gregory House : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on there slick. We didn't all go to law school. Your advice is that I should use medical reasons to make medical decisions? Mm, that's not gonna be as easy...

  Hospital Attorney : Any medical justification. Doesn't need to be a good one.

  Dr. Gregory House : Well, Hartig sounds Jewish, so does Aztreonam. So we'll take the Hartig kids off Vancomycin. How's that?