House M.D. (TV Series)

Role Model (2005)

Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House

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• Dr. Gregory House : [to the Senator]  Some day there will be a black president. Some day there will be a gay president. Maybe there will even be a gay, black president. But one combination I do not see happening is gay, black, and dead. You need to stop lying to me.

• Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Why do you have to make everything so dramatic?

  Dr. Gregory House : Because I'm a very high-strung little lapdog. Ruff ruff ruff, rarr, ruff!

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Cameron]  Just trying to figure out what makes you tick. I am not warm and fuzzy and you are basically a stuffed animal made by grandma.

• Senator Gary H. Wright : No, don't get excited he's right I uh, I won't win.

  Dr. Gregory House : Then why run?

  Senator Gary H. Wright : Oh I see your point being the only way to make a difference is to win every fight.

• Dr. Allison Cameron : [giving differential diagnosis]  Idiopathic T-cell deficiency?

  Dr. Gregory House : "Idiopathic", from the Latin, meaning we're idiots 'cause we can't figure out what's causing it.

• Sarah (clinic patient) : I haven't had sex since I split up with my husband. That was almost a year ago.

  Dr. Gregory House : Fine, have it your way. Immaculate conception.

  Sarah (clinic patient) : Um, what do I do?

  Dr. Gregory House : Well, it's obvious. Start a religion.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Cameron]  You are the most naive atheist I've ever met.

• Dr. Gregory House : Everybody lies.

• Senator Gary H. Wright : You, ah, a Republican, or you just hate all politicians?

  Dr. Gregory House : I just find being forced to sit though drivel annoying.

• Dr. Gregory House : You have restored my faith in the human race. You're lying.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Dr. Chase]  What, you've got her on speed dial?

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : No, I just followed the scent of arrogance.