- Dr. Gregory House: We're going to cure her.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: We're going to cure death?
- Dr. Gregory House: [voice like a mad scientist] Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
- [then in a normal voice]
- Dr. Gregory House: Doubt it.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: House, don't you think that's a little manipulative?
- Dr. Gregory House: No, it's hugely manipulative.
- Dr. Gregory House: Wilson! How long can you go without sex?
- Dr. James Wilson: How long can you go without annoying people?
- Dr. Gregory House: When guys have brain/crotch problems, it's usually the result of using one too much and the other too little.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: I thought we were wearing the wrong shoes for cancer!
- Dr. Gregory House: We're wearing the wrong shoes for testicular cancer. They're perfect for lymphoma - except Chase's, they're just goofy.