House M.D. (TV Series)
Sports Medicine (2005)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You put him on Lupron?
Dr. Gregory House : Uh-huh.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : And you told them it was like milk?
Dr. Gregory House : Yes.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Is there any way in which that is not a lie?
Dr. Gregory House : It's creamy.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Forman, Chase, and Cameron about the new, attractive, female pharmacy rep] Okay, so who is it? Come on, she's sleeping with one of you.
[House turns to Cameron]
Dr. Gregory House : Oh, God, please tell me it's you!
Dr. Allison Cameron : She buys lunches! She doesn't...
Dr. Gregory House : Don't worry. You're not gay, you're "adventurous."
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Dr. Gregory House : Hi. I'm Dr. House, and this is the coolest day of my life!
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Dr. Gregory House : He needs a new kidney. I was thinking the kidney people might have some.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Wilson] What? You're saying I've only got one friend?
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Dr. Gregory House : [patient denies steroid use] Your lips say no; your prunes say yes. Hypogonadism - isn't that a great word? Thanks, we don't get to say it *nearly* enough. Start him on Lupron right away.
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Dr. Gregory House : Call me when he's stable... or dead.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to himself after getting urine spilled on his pants] Never visit a patient.