How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Purple Giraffe (2005)

Beth Riesgraf: Works with Carlos Girl

Quotes 

• Girl - Works With Carlos Girl : [behind Barney]  Hello, Barney.

  Barney : Of course...

  Girl - Works With Carlos Girl : You look well. Isn't it weird they invited both of us?

  Barney : Who? Who invited you, no one even knows who you are!

  Girl - Works With Carlos Girl : I understand, you're hurt, but... you don't have to be cruel. Carlos was right about you.

  Barney : WHO IS CARLOS?

• Barney : So, it's over between me and... Works-with-Carlos girl.

  Ted Mosby : Whoa, that was fast.

  Barney : Yeah. I was trying to think, "What's the quickest way to get rid of a girl you just met?"

  [flashback to about 5 seconds ago] 

  Barney : I think I'm in love with you.

  Girl - Works With Carlos Girl : What?

  [back in the present] 

  Barney : Thanks, bro!

  Ted Mosby : Glad I could help...

• Barney : Hi, have you met Ted?

  Girl - Works With Carlos Girl : No.

  Barney : Do you know Marshall? Lily?

  Girl - Works With Carlos Girl : No.

  Barney : Hmm. Do you know anyone at this party?

  Girl - Works With Carlos Girl : I work with Carlos.

  Barney : Excuse me.

  [to Ted, Marshall and Lily] 

  Barney : Anybody know a Carlos?

  [they shake their heads] 

  Barney : On a silver platter.