How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Purple Giraffe (2005)

Bob Saget: Narrator

Quotes 

• Ted Mosby : [At the bar]  Hey, don't you have a paper to write?

  Marshall Eriksen : Dude, you're talking to The Kid. I'm gonna knock back this beer. I'm gonna knock back one more beer. I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna write a 25-page paper. I'm gonna hand it in and I'm gonna get an A. My name is Rufus and that's the Trufus.

  Narrator : He got a B-, but still. 25 pages in one night? B-? The Kid was good.

• Narrator : Okay, where was I?

  Daughter : You were telling us how you met mom.

  Son : In excruciating detail.