Barney
:
[after Robin refuses to say 'booger' on the news]
What? Journalist? You do the little fluff pieces at the end of the news: old people, babies, monkeys. That's not journalism. That's just things in a diaper.
Ted
:
[about how he should break up with Natalie]
No, I have to do this face to face. It's just... I don't know what I'm gonna say!
Lily
:
Ted, have you consider telling her the truth?