How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Return of the Shirt (2005)

Bob Saget: Narrator

Quotes 

• Son : Wow, so you got beat up by a girl?

  Narrator : Is that all you're taking away from this story?

  Son : You got beat up by a *girl*.

  [Him and the daughter laugh] 

  Narrator : Hey, she knew Krav Magra!

• Narrator : Remember when Natalie said...

  Natalie : [in flashback, at the bar]  I got a Krav Maga class in about half an hour.

  Narrator : It turns out that Krav Maga is not a form of yoga. It's a form of guerrilla street fighting developed by the Israeli Army.

  [Natalie proceeds to beat up Ted]