- Dr. Alfred Bellows: I haven't had a decent night's sleep since you've been assigned to me.
- Captain Anthony Nelson: Sorry about that, sir.
- Dr. Alfred Bellows: As a psychiatrist I know that everything has an explanation. That includes you - and this car. One day I'm going to get to the bottom of it, and do you know something, captain? That's going to be the happiest day of my life.