I Love Lucy (TV Series)

Bonus Bucks (1954)

John Frank: Newspaper Man

Quotes 

• Fred Mertz : [in the newspaper office there is only one minute left to claim the Bonus Buck prize]  Now, for the last time, will you give me half the money if I give you half the bill?

  Newspaper Seller : For the last time, No!

  Fred Mertz : Ahhhhh! Ethel, cancel our subscription.

  Ethel Mertz : We don't take this paper.

  Fred Mertz : Well, order a subscription and then cancel it!