- Fred Mertz: [in the newspaper office there is only one minute left to claim the Bonus Buck prize] Now, for the last time, will you give me half the money if I give you half the bill?
- Newspaper Seller: For the last time, No!
- Fred Mertz: Ahhhhh! Ethel, cancel our subscription.
- Ethel Mertz: We don't take this paper.
- Fred Mertz: Well, order a subscription and then cancel it!