- Ricky Ricardo: How do you like that guy?
- [imitating Fred]
- Ricky Ricardo: 'Let's keep it down up there!' Well, nertz to the Mertz.
- Lucy Ricardo: Yeah.
- Lucy Ricardo: [on the phone to Ethel] Hello, this is the Ajax salvage company, we buy old glass, I understand you have some rings you're interested in selling?
- Ricky Ricardo: Honey I won't be home until late tonight. I have to rehearse down at the club.
- Lucy Ricardo: Ricky, why don't you hold the rehearsal here?
- Ricky Ricardo: Honey are you crazy? I got a 16 piece band, I'll blow the roof off the joint!
- Lucy Ricardo: Well? It doesn't look like rain.
- Ricky Ricardo: [thinks about it] I'll do it!
- Lucy Ricardo: Time to make another call to Ethel.
- [Dials]
- Lucy Ricardo: Hey, get this.
- [In disguised voice]
- Lucy Ricardo: Hello, this is the Ajax Salvage Company. We buy old glass, I understand you have some rings that you're interested in selling.
- Ricky Ricardo: Ha ha ha ha!
- [Fires air hammer into the phone]
- Lucy Ricardo: [Ricky wants the window closed] A little air's not going to hurt you you hot house plant.
- Lucy Ricardo: Ethel was just up here and she made me so darn mad.
- Ricky Ricardo: What now?
- Lucy Ricardo: She said they're going to hold us to our lease. We have to pay them five month's rent before we can leave. I guess we're stuck here.
- Ricky Ricardo: Well, now, that all depends.
- Lucy Ricardo: On what?
- Ricky Ricardo: On whether we can break the lease or not. We are going to become the two most unpleasant, disagreeable nasty people in the whole world.
- Lucy Ricardo: How?
- Ricky Ricardo: We'll force ourselves.
- Ricky Ricardo: I won't be home tonight. I've got to rehearse a couple of hours after the club closes.
- Lucy Ricardo: Why don't you have the rehearsal here?
- Ricky Ricardo: Are you crazy? I've got a 16 piece band. I'll blow the roof off the joint.
- Lucy Ricardo: Well... It doesn't look like rain.
- Ricky Ricardo: I'll do it.
- Lucy Ricardo: We'll dedicate the next number to Fred and Ethyl Mertz. An old Cuban folk dance called "El Breako de Leaso."