- Fred Mertz: [comes in with his toolbox during breakfast] Ethel tells me your faucet's leakin'.
- Lucy Ricardo: Well, you didn't have to rush over. I told her two years ago.
- Fred Mertz: I had to make a stop on the way.
- Lucy Ricardo: [sobbing] I just found out that Ricky is seeing another wo... wo...
- Ethel Mertz: Ricky's what?
- Lucy Ricardo: Ricky is seeing another wo... wo...
- Ethel Mertz: What does Ricky want to see another wo... wo... for?
- Lucy Ricardo: Ricky is seeing another woman!
- Lucy Ricardo: [Lucy suspects Ricky of philandering, and wants to confront the 'other woman'] I'm going down and see her, and have it out.
- Ethel Mertz: Oh, now Lucy, you're being ridiculous.
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh, am I? If some woman was trying to take Fred away from you, you'd sing another tune.
- Ethel Mertz: Yeah. "Happy Days are Here Again."
- Minnie Finch: [Lucy and Ethel go to see the woman named on a postcard found in Ricky's pocket] You girls lookin' for me?
- Lucy Ricardo: Uh, no, I don't think so. Is Minnie Finch at home?
- Minnie Finch: Well, that's me!... Well, what can I do for ya?
- Lucy Ricardo: [using a ruse to try and get information] Well, um, we're, uh, we're, we're conducting a poll, and we'd like to ask you some questions.
- Minnie Finch: [suddenly very suspicious] Say, your name ain't Kinsey, is it?