- Fred Mertz: She said my mother looks like a weasel.
- Lucy Ricardo: Ethel, apologize.
- Ethel Mertz: I'm sorry your mother looks like a weasel.
- Lucy Ricardo: Now really, Ricky, it's up to us to get Fred and Ethel back together again. Say you'll help me?
- Ricky Ricardo: Well, it would be nice. And I guess after you've gone through all this trouble and this far, the cast is dead.
- Lucy Ricardo: The cast is dead?
- Ricky Ricardo: Yeah, you know...
- Lucy Ricardo: Don't tell me, don't tell me - the die is cast?
- Ricky Ricardo: That's what I said.
- Ricky Ricardo: I thought you said Fred and Ethel had a big fight and they were mad at each other.
- Lucy Ricardo: They are.
- Ricky Ricardo: I thought you said they weren't speaking to each other.
- Lucy Ricardo: They aren't.
- Ricky Ricardo: And that he was staying at the Y.
- Lucy Ricardo: He is.
- Ricky Ricardo: And she won't let him in the house.
- Lucy Ricardo: She won't.
- Ricky Ricardo: Well, if they are and they aren't and he is and she won't... how come?
- Ethel Mertz: Why don't call him up and tell him you're sorry?
- Lucy Ricardo: What? Swallow my pride? Call him up and go crawling back to him? Hah!
- Ethel Mertz: Well...
- Lucy Ricardo: Besides, the line was busy.
- Ricky Ricardo: And don't you make fun of my English.
- Lucy Ricardo: Hmph! That's English.
- Ricky Ricardo: Si, es ingles, yo hablo muy bien, muy perfectamente. Usted no me tiene que decir que no hablo bien.
- Lucy Ricardo: How dare you say that to me?
- Ricky Ricardo: What did I say?
- Lucy Ricardo: I don't know, but how dare you?