Desi Arnaz: Ricky Ricardo

Quotes 

• Ricky Ricardo : [in the middle of the night, he calls the hotel switchboard]  Hello, give me Western Union, please. Western Union? I want to send a wire to Green-wich Connecticut, to the head of the license, uh, bureau. That's right. Look, here's the message: Wire me the information of the date of the marriage of Lucille McGillicuddy, and Ricardo Alberto Fernando Ricardo y Acha. Ricardo. Yeah, yeah, as in Montalban. yeah. Alberto. Alberto - A.L., you know, like Albert - put an O at the end. Alberto, yeah. Fernando. Yes, as in Lamas, yes. Ricardo y Acha. Acha, Acha. Thank you, but I'm not sneezing. It's a name. Well, it's not funny to me.