- Ricky Ricardo: [in the hospital 'waitings fathers room', as he calls it, Ricky meets Mr Stanley, who is calmly reading a magazine and eating an apple] My wife is gonna have a baby.
- Mr. Stanley: Oh.
- Ricky Ricardo: Are you 'specting?
- Mr. Stanley: Yep.
- Ricky Ricardo: You don't seem very excited.
- Mr. Stanley: Nope.
- Ricky Ricardo: Is this your first?
- Mr. Stanley: My last!
- Lucy Ricardo: [pregnant Lucy tries to convince Ricky not to worry about her, and go to the club for his opening night] Now, Ricky, it's the only sensible thing to do. I insist that you go to the club.
- Ricky Ricardo: Oh, all right, honey, if that's what you want me to do, I'll... I'll go to the club. Hey, honey, will you do something for me?
- Lucy Ricardo: Anything, dear, what is it?
- Ricky Ricardo: [checking his watch] Well, look, I don't have to be at the club until 8:00. That gives you three and a half hours.
- Lucy Ricardo: [with a touch of sarcasm] I'll do the best I can!
- Ricky Ricardo: As a matter of fact, you know, I don't go on stage 'til 9:00. I can get there in fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes to make up... you can have 'til 8:30.
- Lucy Ricardo: Thank you!