- Ricky Ricardo: How can we spend so much money? Listen to this: heating bill, $52; telephone, $23; electric bill, $18.75; water $16. How are we gonna pay all these bills?
- Lucy Ricardo: Now, Honey, you don't have to pay 'em all at once. Look, look, I got a system. See - we put 'em all on the Lazy Susan, like this, see, just like that. Now, we spin it around and any bill that stays on gets paid. See - the lucky winner is the Connecticut Light and Power Company.
- Ricky Ricardo: Lucy, we can't pay our bills by spinning them around on a Lousy Susan.
- Lucy Ricardo: It's a 'Lazy Susan'.
- Ricky Ricardo: Well, whatever it is.
- Ethel Mertz: [when Fred and Ethel stop by for a weekend visit, the conversation suddenly pauses while everyone notices that Ethel is shoveling in the food] What's the matter, haven't you ever seen me eat before?
- Fred Mertz: I've never seen you do anything else.
- Ricky Ricardo: [when Ricky comes home, he finds the living room floor covered with baby chicks, and the heat up to 90 degrees] Well, I'd like to think I got into the wrong house, but I know I din't.
- Lucy Ricardo: No, you din't.
- Ethel Mertz: Well, Rick, y'see, Lucy and I bought five hundred baby chicks.
- Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, aren't they cute, Honey?
- Ricky Ricardo: [impatiently] Adorable! But what are they doin' here?
- Fred Mertz: Well, we had to bring 'em into the house because these two Dumb Doras didn't know that you have to keep baby chicks in brooders.
- Ricky Ricardo: Why, anybody knows that you have to keep baby chicks in a brooder. What's a brooder?